Marta's claims to fame

Having name dropped via Jim, I thought I better put my own claims to fame in order:

• A photo with the real Richard Bransom at his Virgin party (if you've seen the photo of me further down with a Virgin in it you'll know why) - alas I was dumbstruck, a total twat and totally unable to hold a conversation with him
• A photo with a fake Braveheart (screw that - it doesn't really count)
• Saw lead singer of Fine Young Cannibals in his riding britches while waitressing at Stocks Country Club for a day - why are the chefs a the poshest places all fucking psycho?
• Was PR for Stanislaw Sojka which included being in the chaffeur driven entourage to all the best restaurants in Warsaw dahling (famous musician - in Poland only alas)
• Taught English at the Sejm - the Polish Parliament but nobody very high up except the lead contact for the EU who told us his favourite TV channel was RTL because it had lots of porn
• Was private tutor for 2 weeks to the youngest daughter of the President of Kazakstan (bet you don't even know where that is)
• Saved 2 of Lech Walesa's daughter's from being run over while teaching summer school in Canterbury
• Walked past Harrison Ford in Sydney (well actually I had no idea because I have no visual awareness in crowds but Jonathan told me so)
• Have a fan on one dating site who used to be in a band that were top of the pops in the 80s
• I hope to add shagging George Clooney to this list soon