Never trust a man in a leotard is what I say. Don't buy cars off any of them.

I put on my one piece to do my exercise bike one Sunday morning, declaring to my step daughters it was a hoo ha suit. They asked why it was called a hoo ha suit. I looked stunned "I don't know. I just made it up."

Then on the bike I realised it must be because as you toil on the bike you can pant "Hoo" "Ha" "Hoo" "Ha" to help you along. That made sense to all who laughed at me - they were laughing anyway as I looked pretty funny.

My sporty number made Andrew feel lazy so he decided to use the bike too and we told him he has to wear the hoo ha suit too. So for a laugh he did. Katie was horrified declaring "No one should be made to look at that!"

A bunch of ladies visiting the neighbours walked past the house which is extremely rare and looked through our living room window only to see this weirdo in a ladies leotard on the exercise bike behind the sofa. They were in stitches. So you see you are never safe to dress up in your own home.