We also met Mr Monologue, a complete loon, on the tram stop who spoke at length on the subject of “the ticket inspectors know me and I know them” - I swear it was like being in the theatre he gave such a performance. Nutters - I always attract them! I learnt in Bournemouth (place dear to my heart, lived there for 3 years, why did I leave?) that when you are being followed, the best thing to do is to turn round and follow them. Maybe being bonkers is just a way to survive this world!