ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people
CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time
SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed
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