"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
* Tom Clancy
"You know "that look" women get when they want sex?”
“Me neither."
* Steve Martin
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
* Woody Allen
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
* Lynn Lavner
"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist."
* Matt Barry
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation! The other eight are unimportant."
* George Burns
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
* Sharon Stone
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's reading."
* Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
* Robin Williams
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
* Roseanne
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
* Rod Stewart
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