So there I am having successfully walked in, wrestled the guards, got into the secret chamber, opened the required air vent as per my plan of the building, then scaled the mostly vertical shaft by using my freehand rock climbing skills (that was really tricky as at times I had to put all my force against the surfaces not to fall down and I felt as if I were upside down), my accomplice follows me up and I am concerned about his ability to scale the shaft because he can only be described as Alfred Hitchcock. He tuts at me and soon I move to one side clinging on as he passes me to reach for device at the top which we work on together to dismantle. Soon we are running out of there mission accomplished but the most difficult bit is running through the shopping centre which feels like a maze. We run into the open air - Hitchcock into a car and I stripping off into bikini and shorts, plonking myself next to my family having a picnic. "Raquet ball anyone?"
That's it! That's it! That's it! I keep saying in the future I'd like a meaningful job that contributes to society. My dream has revealed it to me - Bomb Disposal Expert!
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